I have recently received complaints in the form of threats that I have not been prolific enough lately on this site. This probably is true, and I am sorry and will strive to improve this. So, in the interest of blog productivity, I've come up with a list of reasons why I have not been as productive:
- My home was swept out to sea and washed up on the smooth shores of a remote island.
- The remote island turned out to be the exposed belly of a Giant wading in shallow waters of a Giant beach.
- I got distracted building a survival raft made of Legos, Lincoln Logs and cheesesticks.
- We got kinda hungry so the raft is not working out so great.
- All our time is spent crying, swimming and un-cramping our legs.
- On really sunny days, we get caught up in 8-hour hallucinations while floating on our backside.
- We are recovering from 1st degree sunburns on our frontside.
- Daydreaming about land is a 24-hour a day job.
- When you're a person, it's very time-consuming to befriend sharks whose food chain has been destroyed by people.
- It is a bit dark and cold inside the stomach of a white sperm whale who goes by the name Toby, or Moby, or something like that. Oh, who knows. I can't remember. I've been busy with stuff.
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7 comments:
So what you're saying is that stuff is keeping you busy...
so glad to be one of the happy few that didn't complain! Can't throw rocks when you live in a glass house... I know what it is to be too busy to blog. That said, I appreciate whatever you can dish out and will devour it with relish. Keep it comin!
11) As you re-approach new england and see it buried in snow, you decide to make a Susan Boyle snowwoman.
Lol, cracks me up.
and you forgot to mention that there's no wifi service inside of a whale. btw, who's the complainer?
yes, hot spots are spotty.
and frank, isn't susan boyle a scotswoman?!
so...? Where does the wabi-sabi go from here? In what direction will the muddle flow?
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